He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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