He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
