he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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