just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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