just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
