I hate your face
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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