The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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