we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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