So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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