no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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