Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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