Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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