don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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