when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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