She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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