Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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