if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
tell me about the eggs
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