My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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