if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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