okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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