i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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