no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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