I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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