i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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