I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
