I looked at my own cervix.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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