On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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