Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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