I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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