do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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