youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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