Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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