4 words: hood of his car
only if we run a train.
done.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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