there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I would fuck him just for his dog
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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