I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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