Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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