I want to walk on stilts...naked
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
