ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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