My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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