her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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