I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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