I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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