i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just invented taco cereal.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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