D3 body, D1 cock
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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