You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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