You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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