Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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