I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
North Korea, Best Korea!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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