I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
