Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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