You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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