I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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