At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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