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Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown

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I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

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(720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown (303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself. http://tfl.nu/zmkv

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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip

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(256): I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip http://tfl.nu/ulnl

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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.

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(913): No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands. http://tfl.nu/4dof

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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.

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(916): Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life. http://tfl.nu/lqwm

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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.

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(845): I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard. http://tfl.nu/kj6h

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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

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six.

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Oh, I thought it was higher.

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No, that would be the Matt's

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(904): Another one? Damn, how many David's is that? (1-904): six. (904): Oh, I thought it was higher. (1-904): No, that would be the Matt's http://tfl.nu/8llg

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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho

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(619): If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho http://tfl.nu/n12x

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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?

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(407): Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants? http://tfl.nu/pjw5

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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.

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(219): If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please. http://tfl.nu/b8so

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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him

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(319): Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him http://tfl.nu/qb96

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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.

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(734): He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge. http://tfl.nu/yr6w

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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.

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(518): It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up. http://tfl.nu/6w2h

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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.

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(479): Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question. http://tfl.nu/6lny

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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find

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(215): shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find http://tfl.nu/sf13

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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.

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(545): You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request. http://tfl.nu/ec9g

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