And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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