bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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