areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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