Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
