and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
